The
Arsenal pinned his nemesis, Sexxxy Eddy, to retain the IWS title
Saturday and conclude a red hot Blood Sweat and Beers performed
in front of an enthusiastic sold out crowd.
This was the Arsenal's first ever victory over his former tag
team partner. The quest for that victory has consumed three years
of the Arsenal's life and some would suggest his sanity as
well. But if the Arsenal is crazy, than he is crazy like a fox,
because the One Man War did everything that he could to stack the
deck against Sexxxy Eddy, including surprising Eddy by insisting
that the main event be a barbed wire board death match. Despite
that, Sexxxy Eddy was about to become the first ever three time
IWS champion when the Hardcore Ninjaz hit the ring to guarantee
the victory for the Arsenal.
Blood, Sweat and Beers started with a tag team match pitting Crazy
Crusher and Nightmare Manson of Xtreme Revolution against Don Francesco's
boys, Tomassino and Eric "The Black Stallion" Mastrocola.
This match was demanded by both teams, with Xtreme Revolution putting
their status as number one contender's on the line in order
to get revenge, and Don Francesco determined to prove that his boys
deserved to be tag team champions. Before the match, Don Francesco
warned IWS Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris that his continued well-being
depended on the right team winning the match. A panicked FitzMorris
accidentally nailed Eric Mastrocola with a chair, leading to Crazy
Crusher running up a chair to kick Tomassino into a Sunset Flip
pin by Nightmare Manson after 6:12.
This match was a showcase for Crazy Crusher's astonishingly
innovative offence. It helped demonstrate why many wrestling observers,
including this writer, consider him to be the most dangerous wrestler
pound for pound in Canada.
Prior to his Loser Leaves Westmount' match, Beef Wellington
addressed the crowd, apologizing for being too intense at the previous
IWS show and promising, "I will never take wrestling seriously
again!" When Beef's opponent and former tag partner, Kid
Kamikaze hit the ring in a rage and demanded that Beef show some
respect, Beef proved true to his word, removing his trade mark cow
pants and IWS shirt to reveal bright green bicycle shorts, bright
orange knee pads and a Paula Abdul shirt. The ensuing match proved
to be both funny and psychologically compelling. Kid Kamikaze won
the match to remain the Westmount Playboy by countering Beef Wellington's
famed top rope ass punch into an arm bar submission in mid air and
eventually forcing Beef to tap at 12:58. Kid Kamikaze did, however,
need his valet to flash the referee and for Kurt Lauderdale to run
in and distract Beef Wellington to ensure his victory.
Brian the Guppie, of Team 990's Between the Ropes and CFCF-12's
Contact 12 Wrestling Hotline, brought out the Flying Hurricanes
for an in-ring interview during Blood, Sweat and Beers. Praising
their work during the tag team scramble at the previous IWS show
Un F'N Sanctioned, Brian the Guppie called them, "The
most under-rated tag team in Quebec. My favourites, I hope they
are your favourites, in fact, they are the Fan Favourites, Takao
and Kenny the Bastard, the Flying Hurricanes." But, before
Brian the Guppie could start his interview, the Arsenal came to
the ring to protest that he and the Hardcore Ninjaz are the Fan
Favourites. While the Arsenal distracted the Flying Hurricanes,
the Hardcore Ninjaz ambushed them from behind, eventually using
the Flying Hurricanes own finisher on them as one Ninja power bombed
Kenny the Bastard from the top rope through Takao on a table. Adding
injury to insult, the other Ninja finished off the Hurricanes with
his patented Pearl Harbour top rope chair and leg drop.
Pierre Carl Ouellet, one of Canada's great veteran wrestlers
got into the ring with two young men, Kevin Steen and El Generico,
who are already considered the future of Canadian wrestling. The
result of this three way dance was nothing less than spectacular.
After 15:14 of furious action, PCO hit Kevin Steen with his top
rope cannonball for the win with El Generico diving just too late
to break up the tag. Immediately afterwards, the IWS fans showed
their appreciation by surrounding the ring to bang the mat and chant
"Match of the Year!"
On the eve of leaving the country on his quest to become an international
wrestling superstar, Dru Onyx was summoned to the ring to explain
why, at Un F'N Sanctioned, he power bombed Sexxxy Eddy on the
entrance ramp after losing to the Sex XXXpress. Rather than apologize
to Eddy, Onyx tore into the crowd, announcing that since he had
been signed to wrestle in the UK by NWA (UK) Hammerlock that he
no longer needed the approval of the IWS fans. This brought out
PCP Crazy F'N Manny, who accused Onyx of only caring about
money. Declaring that the IWS and its fans had been the ones to
make Onyx famous, Manny challenged Onyx to a match on the spot.
Onyx, protesting that he was wearing $2000 sunglasses, backed down
and meekly offered an apology to the fans and to Eddy. Time will
tell if his apology was sincere.
The IWS Odd Couple, EXcesS69 and the Green Phantom retained their
IWS tag team titles in a wild and stiff battle where they battled
not only their scheduled opponents, Viking Ville Marie and Damian
Decarie, not only the head of le Syndicat de Lutte Internet, Fred
le Merveille and the newest member of le SLI, Marc le Grizzly, but
also, inevitably, EXcesS69 and the Green Phantom battled each other.
The climax of the match saw EXcesS69 holding a chair torn between
hitting his own partner, the Green Phantom, and the head of le SLI,
Fred le Merveille. Wearing a pumpkin on his head to celebrate Halloween,
Fred had entered the ring urging EXcesS69 to acknowledge his French
heritage and ditch the Green Phantom with whom he was always fighting
anyway. In the end, EXcesS69 chose to stand with his partner and
he brained Fred le Merveille, the so-called cerveau'
of le SLI, splattering pumpkin all over the ring. EXcesS69 then
won the match by spearing Damian, hooking his leg for the pin in
the same motion, and when Damian lifted his shoulder at two, EXcesS69
used that momentum to pick up Damian over his neck by the hooked
leg. As EXcesS69 applied pressure to Damian's leg, he also
bent Damian's neck into the mat forcing Damian to tap at 18:45.
As a wrestling writer for Quebec web-site http://www.info-lutte.com
has noted recently, when the Arsenal smiles it usually means that
something very bad is about to happen to someone. During the main
event, a barbed wire board death match, the Arsenal was doing a
lot of smiling. And with good reason. In an environment where the
human flesh can be torn and ripped, a performer like Sexxxy Eddy,
who wrestles practically in the nude, is at a huge disadvantage.
Things took a turn for the worse for Eddy when the Arsenal brought
out a water pitcher filled with thumb tacks.
It became clear as the main event wore on that the Arsenal's
aim was not just to beat his former tag partner, it was to maim
and scar him as well. The Arsenal's twisted attempt to prove
that he was the better man was nearly the champion's downfall,
however, as Sexxxy Eddy rallied, tore the Arsenal's layer of
protective shirts off, covered the One Man War in a layer of barbed
wire and executed a picture perfect springboard shooting star press.
Sadly, before the referee could make the count, the Hardcore Ninjaz
hit the ring giving the Arsenal the chance to finish Eddy off with
a Death Valley Driver onto the outside apron and the pin at 26:33.
After the match, the IWS nurse hit the ring to tend to Eddy's
wounds. The Arsenal, annoyed at being upstaged, demonstrated why
he is considered the most deplorable, misanthropic sociopath ever
to set foot in the ring by attacking the IWS nurse and giving her
a Death Valley Driver to the shock and horror of the crowd. Now
that the Arsenal has finally beaten Sexxxy Eddy, the one man who
could always humble the One Man War, one has to wonder who will
step up to stop the reign of terror of this so-called Fan
Favourite.'
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November 15th, at Le Skratch, 965 Cure Labelle, Chomedey, Laval,
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